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I’m just a cum machine.
And I don’t work for nobody but you.
Posts Tagged “funnies”
Things I Learned Today
Making me cum first is an effective strategy for getting my permission to go and mess around with other guys.
“Is this a trend?”
L. is on PlentyOfFish, getting inundated with profiles.
Her: ” ‘Are you Dom or Sub?’ That’s the whole message. … ‘IT Geek.’ ” She laughs. “Is this a trend?”
Me: “Yes.” <Rolls eyes>
Her: “You know how I know he’s a geek? He writes a lot.”
A half hour goes by…
IM: “Beep beep beep”.
L: “Holy shit they follow me!”
Me: “Who?”
Her: “Programmers!”
Screen Names
If I was gay and on a dating website, my screen name would totally be “Low Hanging Fruit.”
